Sunday, 7 March 2010

Spring (2)




I noticed that a lot of poets I love have a sly spring poem or two hidden up their respective sleeves. They just can't leave it alone. Here're a few:

Ode 1

Weeping oaks grieve, chestnuts raise
mournful candles. Sad is spring
to perpetuate, sad to trace
immortalities never changing.

Weary on the sea
for sight of land
gazing past the coming wave we
see the same wave;

drift on merciless reiteration of years;
descry no death, but spring
is everlasting
resurrection.



Basil Bunting

***

Spring Rain


Now the rain is falling, freshly, in the intervals between sunlight,

a Pacific squall started no one knows where, drawn east as the drifts of
warm air make a channel;

it moves its own way, like water or the mind,

and spills this rain passing over. The Sierras will catch it as last snow
flurries before summer, observed only by the wakened marmots at ten
thousand feet,

and we will come across it again as larkspur and penstemon sprouting
along a creek above Sonora Pass next August,

where the snowmelt will have trickled into Dead Man's Creek and the
creek spilled into the Stanislaus and the Stanislaus into the San Joaquin
and the San Joaquin into the slow salt marshes of the bay.

That's not the end of it: the gray hays of the mountains eat larkspur seeds,
which cannot propagate otherwise.

To simulate the process, you have to soak gathered seeds all night in the
acids of coffee

and then score them gently with a very sharp knife before you plant them
in the garden.

You might use what was left of the coffee we drank in Lisa's kitchen
visiting.

There were orange poppies on the table in a clear glass vase, stained
near the bottom to the color of sunrise,

the unstated theme was the blessedness of gathering and the blessing of
dispersal-

it made you glad for beauty like that, casual and intense, lastng as long
as the poppies last.



Robert Hass

***

Some haikus by Matsuo Basho:


First day of spring-
I keep thinking about
the end of autumn.




The spring we don't see-
on the back of a hand mirror
a plum tree in flower.




A village without bells-
how do they live?
spring dusk.

***

Spring

Green-shadowed people sit, or walk in rings,
Their children finger the awakened grass,
Calmly a cloud stands, calmly a bird sings,
And, flashing like a dangled looking-glass
Sun lights the balls that bounce, the dogs that bark,
The branch-arrested mist of leaf, and me,
Threading my pursed-up way across the park,
An indigestible sterility.

Spring, of all seasons most gratuitous,
Is fold of untaught flower, is race of water,
Is earth's most multiple, excited daughter;

And those she has least use for see her best,
Their paths grown craven and circuitious,
Their visions mountain-clear, their needs immodest.


Philip Larkin

***

Haikus by Kobayashi Issa:


In spring rain
a pretty girl
yawning.




Spring rain:
a mouse is lapping
the Sumida River.

***

Spring and All


By the road to the contagious hospital
under the surge of the blue
mottled clouds driven from the
northeast - a cold wind. Beyond, the
waste of broad, muddy fields brown with dried weeds, standing and fallen

patches of standing water
the scattering of tall trees

All along the road the reddish
purplish, forked, upstanding, twiggy
stuff of bushes and small trees
with dead, brown leaves under them
leafless vines -

Lifeless in appearance, sluggish
dazed spring approaches -

They enter the new world naked,
cold, uncertain of all
save that they enter. All about them
the cold, familiar wind -

Now the grass, tomorrow the stiff curl of wildcarrot leaf.
One by one objects are defined -
It quickens: clarity, outline of leaf

But now the stark dignity of
entrance - Still, the profound change
has come upon them: rooted, they
grip down and begin to awaken



William Carlos Williams

***

Some Haikus by Yosa Buson:


A moored boat;
where
did the spring go?




The end of spring
lingers
in the cherry blossoms.




Wading through it
her feet muddied
the spring current.

Spring.

I only thought of spring the other day. I usually pay less attention to it than the other seasons because, essentially, it's summer-lite. Just as autumn is winter-lite in fact, except that most people lie in order to look profound and exclaim that it's actually their most favourite season of all. Like, totally deep, man. How sublime and aesthetic, the deep ochre palette of mother earth brimming to the fore just as nature beds down on the wane dude. Lies. Granted, though, autumn does have big piles of leaves to kick, just as summer has (theoretically anyhow) lots of warm weather and winter has snow, spring doesn't really have any instant, tangible appeal in that way. For all I know it could be summer now, seeing as, what with the onset of global warming and all, spring is apparently starting earlier than ever now (). Plus, it was quite sunny today.

The reason that I noticed though was that, outside my bedroom window there's a rather tall tree about one house away. Actually it's the garden that backs on to ours, whatever that makes it. Anyway, I noticed that it looks particularly gorgeous on a starry night in winter, its spindly limbs framed against the starlight and so on. Now, having taken out (and subsequently lost) both of my piercings I now feel postively naked. And a total average Joe to boot. As such, I've given greater thought to a tattoo (please bear with me on this non sequitur ramble) and the plan for an upper arm sleeve. I have no intention of getting anything in old english or chinese, or to 'commemorate' anything mind you, I'm more of the school that, if you're going to do something, do it properly. So, I want to have it done well, and relatively artistically. My idea was to get the image of that tree framed against the stars on my upper arm as a sleeve, although first I needed a picture of it. Last time I thought of this was a good 2 summers ago, but then I missed winter. Don't ask me how. I missed it. An entire season. No photo. I remembered this and cursed the heavens in a particularly vigorous and colourful manner. But, upon looking out, I realised that it hadn't actually begun to blossom yet. So in that way I was happy, despite spring apparently starting earlier. I'd kind of intended this post to be a list of some spring poems, but I see now that I've over-rambled somewhat, so I'll bundle it into a separate one methinks.

Tuesday, 2 March 2010

Chronic Douche moments courtesy of the Paris Review.

Interviewer: You mentioned economic freedom. Does the writer need it?

Faulkner: No. The writer doesn’t need economic freedom. All he needs is a pencil and some paper... Success is feminine and like a woman; if you cringe before her, she
will override you. So the way to treat her is to show her the back
of your hand. Then maybe she will do the crawling.

***

Interviewer: Despite the great variety of the characters you have created in your novels, it is very noticeable that you have never given a sympathetic or even a full-scale portrait of a working-class character. Is there any reason for this?

Waugh: I don't know them, and I'm not interested in them. No writer before the middle of the nineteenth century wrote about the working classes other than as grotesques or as pastoral decorations. Then when they were given the vote certain writers started to suck up to them.


Wow.


Also, interestingly enough:


Interviewer: What do you think of American writers? F.Scott Fitzgerald or William Faulkner, for example?

Waugh: I find Faulkner intolerably bad.

Saturday, 20 February 2010

Book Love

I think I’ve surprised myself of late–I’ve become an unwitting book perv. Maybe it’s all this talk of rubbery Kindles and aluminium-brushed iPads that has me longing for the leathery musk of a russety old hardback with faded gold lettering. Ok, well, not exactly. Being the unabashed cheapskate that I am, hardbacks are more a luxury I only periodically or accidentally fall into ownership with. I’m generally much more of a grubby paperback guy, although not necessarily by choice. Though I long for yard upon yard of cyclopean, mahogany bookshelves brimming with identical, burgundy hardbacks as much as the next man, sometime you just want to read the damn book already.

In terms of senses, Id’ve thought touch to merely be limping weakly ahead of hearing in relation to bibliophilia, but it does actually influence how I feel about a great many of my books. A recent-ish paperback printing of Berryman’s Dream Songs that I had delivered came with the unfortunate texture of what can only be described as the product of some unholy union of open-minded iguana and prodigiously fertile sandpaper. God, just brushing the front cover must’ve sloughed off at least 4 weeks’ worth of dead skin cells. As far as I know, it’s the only Pulitzer prize-winning work to also double as a loofah. By comparison, the Paris Review Interviews are a ragtag dichotomy: silky smooth matt cover with stylised, gloss punctuation marks, printed on delicate paper with edges so ragged as to suggest someone lost the scissors down at the printing office. Thing is, it’s not even zigzaggy in the way that newspaper edges are, they’ve just all simply been (admittedly skilfully and relatively straight mind you) ripped by hand.

As for the whole eBook thing, well, of course, this is where I’m supposed to step in and wheedle disconsolately about the unmistakeable rustle of golden brown pages or the delightful whimsy of the chirpy stick figures bumming in the margins and so on. No, I don’t really give too much of a toss about that. I just think that their imposition of the iPod model onto books is rather a clumsy transposition all told. They’re not just things that go in different holes of the head, despite what Toby and Emily in marketing might think. While we might conjure up a heady playlist of singles from various albums for our 2 hour flight, I find it hard to believe that people will be throwing in chapter 7 of a Henry James novel before segueing into some hardcore Jilly Cooper. Admittedly, this may well work for poetry – anthologies on the go and all that – but, let’s be honest, we mostly read in slow rotations, and I can’t ever say that I’ve needed more than 3 unread novels for a holiday, and even that’s relatively indulgent. But even if it were appealing to people to do so, the model is still not the same, and here we come to the fundamental point: although it was admittedly a monumental pain in the arse, with my iPod I just ripped all of my CD library to iTunes and went from there. With ebooks – no such thing. Right back at the start buddy. Get to the back of the line and flex those buying muscles, because if you really want to see the imperious splendour of those yards of bookshelf condensed into that wee little handheld boxy, well, you’d best get your wallet out pal.

Friday, 12 February 2010

Read and Reading.

I'm usually not one for being able to measure the passage of time in any kind of reliable fashion, but with the good ship 2010 not yet too far from the shore, I can actually count, for once, how many books I've read this year.

So far:

Pierre Bayard - How to Talk About Books You Haven't Read
Gav Thorpe - Malekith
Philip Roth - Portnoy's Complaint
Tibor Fischer - Good to Be God

oh and finally - George Orwell - 1984.

The reason behind this isn't so much that I like to show off about such things but that I was able to breeze through them in such a short time with nary a strained eye or gritted jaw of forced intellectual improvement in sight.

And no, neither did I give in to pressure of the canon to read 100 'classics' before I die - 1984 was actually for some A-level tutoring I'm doing - but I'm ultimately glad that I did pick it up. Outside of the context of it being the nearest and easiest shrieking perch for people making broad and lazy comparisons with whatever 'totalitarian' sanctions their resident democracy is imposing upon them at any given time, I enjoyed it first because of the stylistic punchiness (you can tell Orwell used to be a journalist) and secondly, of course, due to the sublime distillation of the concept of power, the will to power, and politics and that. I'm not intending a review here, and by no means do I wish to breathlessly extol its every nuance, as has no doubt been done in trillions of A-level and undergrad papers to this day.

In a sense, the first book (How to Talk About Books You Haven't Read) entirely dismantles the subject of this blog. This emphasis on quantity of books read over the quality of their reading always whiffed a little off to me I must say, and it's certainly with distinct wariness that I list them here, lest I look like a preening tit laying out the respective physical evidence of his cumulative refinement. The book itself confirms something I've long suspected about reading and readers: that a vast amount of it is self-aggrandising bullshite. People largely delight in listing, book for book, what they have read or loved reading recently in the manner of a hypochondriac meticulously reading their current medication to any who'll listen, as though each is inherently imbued with a set value of culture points, you know: 50 points for James Joyce, bonus 5 for Finnegan's Wake, 60 for Dostoyevsky, bonus 10 for anything in translation, minus 5 for anything adapted into a film post-reading, or without the caveat of 'the book is simply SO much better, they ruined it completely. But even with medication, accurately dosed and completely consumed by the individual, the results are never entirely the same. This we know.

What is it to even say that we've 'read' a book anyway? That we've categorically ripped it to our internal hard-drive and stored it in our cerebral bookshelf forevermore? Even with Harold Bloom-like reading speed (he could apparently, in his youth, scoff an entire novel in an hour), how much is honestly retained? The shameful truth, that I know lurks in the dingy basement of my brain behind the dusty bookshelves, is that the vast majority of authors I 'know', or have 'read' soon become mere fluffy blurbs with brief internal memos on character and style; a fuzzy glow that shames us with the knowledge of our hours spent furtively poring over page after damn page for our own intellectual well-being. Stoically we all brave our Milton or Shakespeare as we would our greens at the table: it's not nice, we know, and it's not tasty, but it's GOOD for you, listen to Big Mother. As Bayard writes (and I can't remember this exactly because I'm an imperfect reader), with many texts we're simply better off saving ourselves the bother of reading them, and instead merely becoming au fait with the conventions and stock phrases of book-talk that can generally be transposed onto any given book. Things like comments on the accuracy of the setting, the pace of the dialogue, how much better his older stuff was, or the accepted attitudes towards a work and its place in literary history. As he says, I know that Ulysses was a crucial modernist text, that it's written in a stream of consciousness style and takes part over the course of a day from the point of view of various characters such as Stephen Daedalus, Leopold and Molly Bloom. Also it's written by James Joyce, who's Irish. And there's a sex scene at the end, or something.

But if one were to go through the sheer martyrdom of reading it, who's to say that this isn't all they'd be able to remember after a few months or years anyhow? Of course, it's not as if I have acute reading dementia and can only know what's on the page in front of me (true as it is to a certain extent), but people need to be more honest about how much we con each other and ourselves about what we truly know about our books. It's not that people shouldn't read, but that the literary hair-shirt wearing of so many cultural flagellants is simply a colossal waste of time. Put War and Peace down Carol, look it up on Wikipedia, and have a bloody cup of tea.

Wednesday, 3 February 2010

Ole!

So I eventually found my way, against all likelihood, back to Spain for a second time. Although destinacion ultima is the Andalucian gemstone that is Granada, I have to travel there by first landing in Malaga. Now, being somewhat light of pocket, these last two times I've decided to suppress my bourgeois affectations for things like light, space and oxygen and opt for Ryanair. Having sampled Greyhound in America, I'm somewhat familiar with the 'fight tooth and nail with every man, woman and child' approach you generally have to take.

This time, after assuring the baggage woman that I hadn't forgetfully left my acid-spurting anthrax firework in my luggage, I eventually made it on and to a window seat without much en-route skull-crushing needed. I did actually think that, being February and all, there might be less people than usual clamouring for the marginally-less-freezing shores of Malaga. Needless to say though, with Ryanair being the last-ditch refuge of all of the UK's desperate, fleeing emigres that it is, it was packed as a bastard.

I then had the pleasure of sharing a flight with the curious combo of an imperious, snowy bearded Count Dooku of Tunbridge Wells and his wife, who just seemed to stare vacantly, intermittently affirming his haughty diatribes with fragmented english, giving me a mouthful of greasy afro every time she answered in the negatory. I'm guessing she was some variant of bargain basement mail-order bride. Once the air hostess had finished her ritual flying dance with the oxygen mask and the lifejacket, it seemed to act as some bizarre aphrodisiac to them both, my nose descending further into my Roth novel in wilful denial of the orgiastic kneading, kissing and chafing of wrinkles going on next to me. Also, he may or may not have asked her to call him daddy.

What also interests me is that the disembodied 'voice of Ryanair' that spills out occasionally to tell us either to love them and that War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery etc is always either chirpily Irish or disrmingly Scottish. Which is all well and good, and admittedly a welcome refrain from the constant, icy tone of RP English forced upon us daily, but I suspect people just like being told things by an accent that hasn't invaded them in recent centuries.

Monday, 4 January 2010

Hi 2010.

I feel it'd be somewhat remiss of me not to mention some crap about Christmas and New Year in here, although for all that compulsion I know that reading someone's festive hyperbole just makes me all the more dead inside. So, in passing, I shall say that New Year topped most in that nobody ever thought to include a drum kit in the whole New Year set up before, and why not I can't imagine, since in reflection it's as traditional as Jools titting Holland and passing out in a gutter soaked in your own piss. Oh the auuuuld lang syne...

Yesterday I finally reneged on my 3D vow and went to see Avatar. This was largely on the basis that it'd apparently been designed with 3D in mind, so it'd give it a better chance to state 3D's case than, say, Alan Titchmarsh's Celebrity Biscuit Auction.

I was a little befuddled at first, unsure whether to criticise in advance either the gimmicky 3D, Cameron's desire to weld big explosions and vague spiritualism onto the reclaimed plot of Fern Gully, or the blatant goodie and baddie moral extremes.
I have to admit though, I was impressed - not by the 3D, which gave me headaches and made me go cross-eyed until apparently my depth-perception just fucked off home - but the facial tics and idiosyncrasies of the CGI-rendered, but motion-captured Na'vi characters. Apparently, rather than being seen as special effects, it's more something that's superseding makeup and all that crap, saving studios approximately 5.6 million tons in latex. The rubber industry mourns a loss.
Also, it struck me that the crux of 3D's glittering takeover rests not upons some wondrous, digital HD world of perfectly-rounded, lifelike dewdrops, but on one simple concept: throwing shit in people's faces, REALLY FUCKING FAST. People flocking rapturously to the nearest multiplex to pretend that they're going to be hit by something. Kinda like hysterical quasi-masochism. Or something.

I suppose I could complain about the lazy naming (the rare mineral 'unobtainium' anyone?) but, I have to admit, the child in me couldn't honestly look far beyond the sheer 'ooh' and 'ahh' factor of the CGI, or at least it couldn't detach itself objectively from it long enough to properly critique the script. But is this a bad thing? Well, probably. But neither was it a straight-up, dumbo tits and guns flick. It was, at times, delightfully weird, especially with the Na'avi's propensity for plugging their hair into the local flora and fauna for a bit of a telepathic chat, or the Alice in Wonderland-esqure crack-addled fantasies of nature. Obviously coming from the creator of the abortion known as Titanic it's not subtlety itself, but thankfully, neither is it a drawn-out drama with the word 'harrowing' in the blurb and hordes of vacuous, pale women in it making pouty, existential faces.